r*ssia and Ukraine have never been and will never be “”“brotherly”“”“ nations. They are murderers, invaders and fascists. Ukraine is an independent free sovereign country. And will remain so until there are ukrainian people. They think they can invade us and control our politics, but actually they can go fuck themselves. They banned and whats even worse ridiculed our language, killed our people, our poets, our artists, our musicians, our children but they can’t kill our spirits and our determination to fuck them up and live in peace.

Will i, personally, be celebrating everything by safely traveling east to the russian border and chanting ‘і москаля нема, немає москаля, немає ніхуя лише сама сира земля’? Thats my business

[princehendir]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[princehendir]

[a-potato-of-death]

[ssundiall]

i have the soul of a 40 year old divorced cis man

[ssundiall]

i dont want to. i want to keep tickling his prostate chakra

[grox]

Death is not the end! You may go on to become the skeleton who fucks a hot chick painted onto some dudes harley

[lexlactuca]

hey does your country have (alcohol free) booze marketed towards children?

yes

no wtf

[trzpiotka]

every polish kid's birthday party had these fuckers

[jv]

Spain: Yup, Champín (from "Champán", Spanish for Champagne). It's semi usual to buy it for the kids for situations there the adults would drink Champagne/Cava/Cider.

And then there is Grape Must (unfermented wine), that while not specifically marketed to kids, it's a common kids drink (and if you ask me, way more delicious that wine).

[jv]

Seeing the notes, I'm under the impression that the whole "kids champagne" is a very pan-European thing 😁

[jadestormcloud2]

while I don't recall the bottles ever being marketed to kids, when I was little we'd sometimes get nonalcoholic sparkling cider or grape juice for celebrations when the adults were having champagne or wine. But sometimes it was just plain grape juice or ginger ale in a fancy glass. lol

[aziraphalelookedwretched]

[infinitevariety]

[theunvanquishedzims]

The best part is it’s impossible to tell who’s arguing for legal weed

[xixijinping]

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[objektum]

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

[zegalba]

Gab Bois: Film Collection (2022)

[sleaterkinnie]

absolutely love that eating someone out is called that. cannibalistic romanticism really won with that one

[warningsine]